Pop quiz

Fiona: What would happen if sometime Zelda went up to the top of the tree and you squirted her with the spray bottle and she scrambled down in a big electric mess?

Me: ... uh ... I don't know. Let's hope that doesn't happen.

Fiona: But what if it did?

Me: I guess then we'd figure out what to do.

Fiona: I think we should lock the cats in the bathroom and put the tree back together again.

Note: Fiona does have some cause for concern; the paper chain currently looks nothing like it does in this picture.